A Flea and a Fly got caught in a flue
The flea and the fly didn't know what to do!
Oh, my! Poor fly! Oh me! Poor flea!
It made me cry 'cause the poor little fly
Got caught in the flue with the flea.
Said the fly to the flea, "Do you see what I see?
"There's a flaw in the flue where no flaw ought to be!"
Oh, my! Smart fly! Oh me! Smart flea!
Now don't you cry, 'cause the poor little fly
Got out of that flue with the flea!
